I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance…

Emma Stone

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

They never learn.

Shots fired by local church.

Russians putting snow plows to shame

One of my favorite Simpsons quote.

Beagle.exe Has Crashed

mom, is that you?

at least make the trauma funny

it’s so literal!

finally peace

Girls know all the subtle, cringe worthy ways of keeping you in the friend zone

Jim Gaffigan show… was not disappointed

I need this book badly