My experience with cyclists this summer

He looks so proud

…because Patrick.

I don’t always talk to English majors…

When I walk into a public bathroom.

Man of Iron.

I knew I was destined for greatness…

Lesbian aunt is a bad example.

Reese Witherspoon.

The only honest people in the world…

I’d like to see a manager. – Line cutter, probably.

This is why we are still friends.

My social preference.

How I feel after a nap.

When going for a haircut.

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