DeWalts Ar-15 nail gun can shoot a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 feet.

I don’t want to live on the moon either, Ernie.

there’s always listening

taco thursday

Embrace our new water molecule overlords!

Is internet access a public utility yet?

Seize every opportunity to eat 56 scoops at once.

The Sunpod — keeping creeps away since 1985.

Vector of Infection In Chief.

former child, aren’t we all

Can we ask Mexico for a refund?

like this?

I miss Daft Punk.

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

target acquired