Heard this kid while trick-or-treating with my daughter tonight.

1998. This guy photocopied his spaghetti to show some friends what he was eating

#errytiem

Dinner got a bit quieter after this exchange

Fellow snakes

The worst part about circumcision is the hypocrisy.

I bring so much joy and happiness to the world, yet find none for myself’¦

A cat’s nose…zoomed in.

You’re just on the wrong planet

Ban Sustainable Energy

All tea bags should come like this.

DeWalts Ar-15 nail gun can shoot a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 feet.

Vector of Infection In Chief.

former child, aren’t we all

target acquired

Join the conversation