deploy anti-cowboy measures

A Telephone you can wear on your face from the ~1960’s.

Dammit, anime.

we should have known

clever

‘not a hardened criminal’ yet

gotta share on social media!

Rejected Pokemon

Blessed bacon.

Words.

Words.

HANK NOOOOO!

so smooth

maybe he’s not the bad guy?

it’s time

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com