I am your Father…
I wish to see a tiny horse.
I suck at picking up girls…
In celebration of the Walking Dead’s return
Kids these days.
Faith in humanity.
What time is it? Doom Time!
Just watched The Lion King!
A map of my homeland, Procrasti-Nation.
A Tragic Birthday Nursery Rhyme
When my coworker is away, I like to file snacks for him.
I’m not ashamed of my body.
Edible peppermint candy cane spoons
How I feel in hot tubs.