nature turns itself off then back on again

Hey guys, FYI…

ugh

i have my priorities

Bubble baths for Ozzy Osbourne, circa 1985.

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

The thing about daddy issues…

Would under an electron microscope.

Behold, the mighty bottle.

My parents aren’t home…

The Correct Way To Set A Table

Mom and Dad dropped this on me after a breakup

Planets are all jerks.

SO pure, so fresh…

Two 30 year old guys lip syncing a conversation between two 60 year old women.

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