Behold, the mighty bottle.

Canadian Cowboys, eh?

The Purple [People Eater] Harlequin Toad

After the attack on Pearl Harbor, the US military issued Mickey Mouse gas masks to kids because they were supposedly less scary. Supposedly…

Heeeeeeere’s Johnny

The many mano purposes.

How to win friends and influence people…

Dukes up Mr. Feeny

*lite snipping*

No Santa for you! – the Santa nazi, probably.

*lite cronching*

Doesn’t matter, still burned the building.

The best are yet to come, probably.

Induction forges for the modern blacksmith. Nice.

Praise our Lorde and Leader.

Till the skin rots off my bones, child.