Everyone thinks I’m overdramatic…

This is what we call a win, win, win.

Insurance companies…

As an American.

Accidentally order XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful.

Das Kitler.

The best of Samwise.

I’m never taking a Happy Meal for granted again. Probably.

Poster in a Women’s Restroom

There are starving cats in Africa.

Words.

This is my leaf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This is my leaf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Did someone say faceswaps?

The Voice – Shel Silverstein.

Jimmy it’s time for a nap, I think…

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