She didn’t age hardly at all…

She didn't age hardly at all...

childhood never left…it just got tools

childhood never left…it just got tools

i asked for volume, not vengeance

i asked for volume, not vengeance

100% good boy

if it fits, it tricks

if it fits, it tricks

not all heroes wear shirts

not all heroes wear shirts

they came to cast and strut

they came to cast and strut

hunger… my oldest companion returns

hunger… my oldest companion returns

“if it’s important, they’ll email”

“if it’s important, they’ll email”

joyball

likes cookies… served straight from the freezer

likes cookies… served straight from the freezer

runs on lettuce and ambition

runs on lettuce and ambition

miracle machine until stairs are involved

miracle machine until stairs are involved

thanks for stopping, here’s my shame

thanks for stopping, here’s my shame

i zig when life zags

i zig when life zags

I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.

I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.