they really needed to conduct a study to figure this out?

B. Tortured werewolf

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

it happens 99% of the time

you’re asking the impossible

do you even lift

i hope they don’t know where I sleep

those frickin cheese demons

oh so that’s what would happen

wedding goals

let me have my placebo in peace

one of the more mildly infuriating things in life

a loyal fan, thanks dad

me every second of every day

thanks i hate it, char-LEE

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