most disappointing life-changing pills

please, i’ll only do the cha cha slide once tonight

they found a massive phosphate deposit in Norway that can satisfy demands for solar panels and car batteries for 50 years, there was a collision in the suez canal, BRICS still struggles to find world influence, and the canada wildfires continue to grow

oh the humanity

dad i want nuggies dad i want nuggies dad i wa–

i’m old enough to remember when you hit *with* a club, not hit *the* club

shocking

10 Shower Thoughts to Ponder

pet owners be like:

hopefully he didn’t croak

i literally did this twice last month

call me tuck cuz im a fryer

the scientists have provided their checkmate:

seasonal succession

we’ve all seen this at least once

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