serving cold soup energy all day

100% sure I need an adultier adult

gym bro meets happy hour hero

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

Call me Rightzilla

from jack to snack attack

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

thanks for stopping, here’s my shame

dino? fine. dipo? run.

food tastes better from someone else’s bowl

dryer’s starting a sock cult

prehistoric chomp-ion

too empty to empathize

open house for time travelers

Looks like the Wi-Fi signal’s amazing though

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