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taxonomist by day, punster by trait

It’s not you… It’s me.
It’s not you… It’s me.
Which something are you?
Which something are you?
You’re a woman!
You’re a woman!
Go on.
Go on.
…but I want to party.
…but I want to party.
Art.
Art.
Immortal celebrities.
Immortal celebrities.
Can you spot the differences?
Can you spot the differences?
Women.
Women.
Sassy owl is sassy.
Sassy owl is sassy.
Missed Connections.
Missed Connections.
How I think I look when I yawn.
How I think I look when I yawn.
Things that seem normal when you live alone.
Things that seem normal when you live alone.
Elephant plays with a smart phone.
Elephant plays with a smart phone.
AIDS vs. allergies.
AIDS vs. allergies.
He%26%238217%3Bs+blinking+because+he+loves+you
He’s blinking because he loves you
it%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+be+a+no+from+me+dawg
it’s gonna be a no from me dawg
Asked+Me+Mum+If+She+Could+Bring+My+Charger%26%238230%3B+wot+m8%3F%21
Asked Me Mum If She Could Bring My Charger… wot m8?!
Best+dog+sitter.
Best dog sitter.
Join the conversation
Baby+buffalo+channels+Leeroy+mmmmmjenkins.
Baby buffalo channels Leeroy mmmmmjenkins.
I+want+a+boy+with+a+short+skirt+and+a+loooooong+jacket.
I want a boy with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket.
Words.
Words.
OK+Russia
OK Russia
She+made+a+huge+mistake.
She made a huge mistake.
Make+metal%2C+ladies.+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%A4%CB%9C
Make metal, ladies. 🤘
Elon+Musk%26%238217%3Bs+daily+driver+is+missed.
Elon Musk’s daily driver is missed.
You+heard+it+here+first+%28probably%29
You heard it here first (probably)