fast? no. furious? absolutely

say honk three times

when your roar is a bark

fashionably unconscious

Rooftop security

i’m in my anti-hustle era

sound of power: clop clop clop

Bush Dogs: Between Predator and Picnic

wild at heart, domesticated in belly

cashier won’t bag this one

bird of honor stole the show

daily quest: destroy expensive vase

Raise your hand if you’re precious

step three: accept your role as furniture

panic with manners

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