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say honk three times

i forgot what i forgot
i forgot what i forgot
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
“them ankles look seasoned”
“them ankles look seasoned”
no thoughts, just happy slime
no thoughts, just happy slime
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
runs on lettuce and ambition
runs on lettuce and ambition
heatstroke? not on my ranch
heatstroke? not on my ranch
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
Delivering Heavy Landmarks
Delivering Heavy Landmarks
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
they named it on their lunch break
they named it on their lunch break
if serotonin had a mascot
if serotonin had a mascot
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+ate+a+panda.
…and then I ate a panda.
I+need+a+taco+holder.
I need a taco holder.
Still+a+better+love+story+than+Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
True+love.
True love.
Join the conversation
The+wisdom+of+Kermit.
The wisdom of Kermit.
A+tragic+romance+story.
A tragic romance story.
Eat+your+veggies.
Eat your veggies.
How+do+you+decide+who+to+marry%3F
How do you decide who to marry?
Oh%2C+you+wear+a+Northface+jacket%3F
Oh, you wear a Northface jacket?
Dear+owls+mating+outside+my+window%26%238230%3B
Dear owls mating outside my window…
Girls+vs.+boys.
Girls vs. boys.
Words.
Words.