The problem with stealing wassermelone…

Writers, take note.

Satan describes the love of god.

Sold car, bought jet skis.

Skrillex inspiration.

Why I hate everybody.

No, I don’t do PDA…

Sometimes I think about standing up for myself.

You’re allowed to cry

Hi there look how cute I am.

Politically correct bedtime stories.

Is this still on the table?

*enables dog mode*

Cereal Killer.

Mind blown.

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