It was not optional sass, Stacy.

u still mad?

How to Christmas.

Party with my peeps!

Jason updates his Facebook.

I’m so tired…

If you ask me…

Rewriting history.

Worst girlfriend ever.

Tame the baby fever!

…and hell followed with him.

Those gotdamn millennial’s…

…and the *Indians* moved to Oklahoma, where they lived happily ever after

We only deal in factoids in this house.

Thanks Obamar.

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