No awkward eye contact for five minutes

The cat knows more than I do

More hot dogs and zero consequences

Disney Princess in training

“happy accident”

If he’s still alive, he’s qualified

Tail of two kings

Plutonians are still salty about their planet status

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

“Get Ready With Me”

Even the smile is a 100% match

“Ice Ice Baby”

Someone didn’t read their own script

I hope he finds his way to Lettuce

Eat more minerals

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