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Roaring through the glass ceiling

running Excel like it’s Skyrim

overthinking: level enchanted forest

“impenetrable”unless you own a canoe

can explain quantum theory, forgot my keys

powered by steel and sudden joy

NASA needs this balance training

If it’s urgent, send a raven

no thoughts, just happy slime

love language? citrus surgery

Ruff justice.

“he looked me in the face and hit send”

The chosen one. Literally.

“sir this is a Wendy’s”

degrees, are you okay? Are you okay, degrees?

Sloth+visits+the+Virgin+Islands
Sloth visits the Virgin Islands
Are+you+from+Japan%3F
Are you from Japan?
Never+underestimate+the+power+of+one.
Never underestimate the power of one.
Taking+a++picture+%26%238211%3B+girls+vs.+guys.
Taking a picture – girls vs. guys.
Join the conversation
Vader+makes+a+mistake.
Vader makes a mistake.
The+Arc+Reactor.
The Arc Reactor.
That%26%238217%3Bs+what+family+is+for.
That’s what family is for.
Scale+of+Popular+Monsters.
Scale of Popular Monsters.
How+to+tell+when+you+have+the+best+of+friends.
How to tell when you have the best of friends.
I+haven%26%238217%3Bt+had+sex+in+a+month%26%238230%3B
I haven’t had sex in a month…
When+Boston+needs+a+hero%2C
When Boston needs a hero,
New+Zealand+approves+gay+marriage.
New Zealand approves gay marriage.