Best five minutes of elementary school

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

meal prepping made easy

this explains so much

daily reasons to drink

i flip my hair back and forth

bonjour

the true test of a jedi master

sold!

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

no assistance needed

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

funeral bouquet

hide your shoulders or get suspended

they’re everywhere!

time to show the world how smart i am