better embarrassing than boring!

there is no escape

there is no escape

it’s been a long day

it’s been a long day

nope nope nope nope nope nope

nope nope nope nope nope nope

gowniaki

I get older but the show stays the same

I get older but the show stays the same

suspicious activity detected

suspicious activity detected

gonna try lifting from the bottom first

gonna try lifting from the bottom first

the senate passed a bill unanimously to make daylight saving permanent

the senate passed a bill unanimously to make daylight saving permanent

soggy bacon brain

soggy bacon brain

she woke up and chose botany

she woke up and chose botany

what real friendship looks like

what real friendship looks like

three separate hobbies

three separate hobbies

i crave violence

i crave violence

I’m going with dog

I’m going with dog

putting this insult in my back pocket for future use

putting this insult in my back pocket for future use