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This is the news I’ve been waiting for…

This is the news I've been waiting for...
non-denominational sneeze response options
non-denominational sneeze response options
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
use your freebie wisely
use your freebie wisely
unimpressed
unimpressed
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
need to find my chill faster
need to find my chill faster
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
you went on an adventure
you went on an adventure
devilishly good
devilishly good
dislike congress? wolves
dislike congress? wolves
be excellent to each other
be excellent to each other
the tactical ferret
the tactical ferret
who starts a conversation like that?
who starts a conversation like that?
every saturday
every saturday
unnecessary hashtags
unnecessary hashtags
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
Join the conversation
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Words.
Words.
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…