looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
oh no is an understatement
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
baby squid eggs found inside a seashell
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are