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Programmer problems.

Programmer problems.

The difference between me and your god.

The difference between me and your god.

Iron Man and Silver Surfer.

Iron Man and Silver Surfer.

Mythical things that actually existed.

Mythical things that actually existed.

Possibly scariest thing to turn around and see in Target.

Possibly scariest thing to turn around and see in Target.

Some of the best feelings in the world.

Some of the best feelings in the world.

I like being weird.

I like being weird.

How I prefer getting bad news.

How I prefer getting bad news.

Oh you’re buffering?

Oh you’re buffering?

Boy and his friend

Boy and his friend

The internet is a lot like ancient Egypt.

The internet is a lot like ancient Egypt.

If Nicholas Cage were a Pokemon.

If Nicholas Cage were a Pokemon.

Noooo. Noooooo. No.

Noooo. Noooooo. No.

Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone

Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone

Super Selfies!