since their first date

Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…

Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.

They say the universe is continually expanding…

Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

The average person.

Being Catholic.

Imagine planning a party

Looking up from under a microscope

With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages

Every time a girl says hi to me.

Vote Odin

Heard you failed English…

Science has gone too far.

Should have checked himself…poor guy