body: starving. brain: let’s write a novel

Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?

Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.

United, should we be.

Eat it and weep, loser

When I dip you dip we dip.

Beware the oil baron.

It fits.

It’s different, kid.

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

I approve of this body art.

Photoshop for the celiac.

Be good to your gran.

We never saw it coming…

Jesus moves.