Borrowed my friends laptop…

praise fungus!

cute kitty!

do not be this person. i repeat, do not be this person

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

the psychology of super mario

you will pay for your betrayal

in this market, this kind of house would be a hot commodity

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

how not to tell someone their std test results

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer