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Both genders should learn to cook

Both genders should learn to cook
funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line
funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line
lots of cookie shrapnel when cookie monster gets in a groove
lots of cookie shrapnel when cookie monster gets in a groove
sounds like a disney movie
sounds like a disney movie
machine wash cold. tumble dry only
machine wash cold. tumble dry only
what imagined as a kid
what imagined as a kid
what are the housing prices, though?
what are the housing prices, though?
subway – eat fresh
subway – eat fresh
and just like that, a classic was born
and just like that, a classic was born
kaboom kitty
kaboom kitty
it’s just a little blood
it’s just a little blood
good christian honk
good christian honk
what item do you want back?
what item do you want back?
forgive me shark father for i have sinned
forgive me shark father for i have sinned
always fear the egg demon
always fear the egg demon
the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?
the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
McHitler.
McHitler.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.