Bought an Irish advent calendar
Years after the robot uprising…
Revolver being shot underwater.
Killer Whale Penguin
Called my ISP last night…
Did you know you can drink lava?
War is war, Hell is Hell.
The life of a married man.
OK but why are you kissing a koala?
You’ll all be dammed!
My cat is not a jerk, he’s just weird.
You should not have come here, human.
Me at the bar talking to a girl.
Every kid should have a set of these.