bring back the bowl cut

You won’t come out of this a winner.

Funny, but deep.

Drink alone?

This is my formal request to make it stop.

Thanks, GDRP[BAMA]

How to get out of a speeding ticket.

It’s in the glass!

It has 10 eyes, 10 claws, and blue blood worth $15,000 per quart

Parking in Japan

This semester has been a breeze.

Yes… floss harder, my c h i l d.

Verified dog pile

Thanks Obama[care]

This visualization of the terms and conditions of the different apps (WhatsApp/Google/Tinder/Twitter/Facebook/Snapchat/Instagram)

The Jeep Wrangler Stormtrooper edition. Safest car on the market.