but how many times did he win

play or pass?

Dave is a leader, not a teacher

Dave is a leader, not a teacher

ikea called the no fun police

ikea called the no fun police

congratulations steak

congratulations steak

that new sponge feeling

that new sponge feeling

men don’t start drama, they start wars

men don’t start drama, they start wars

the knife must come out clean

the knife must come out clean

he had exactly one to give

he had exactly one to give

blow out the speakers

blow out the speakers

he quack. he attack

he quack. he attack

but tax breaks!

but tax breaks!

when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do

when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do

diabolical

if i stare, it will stop ringing faster

if i stare, it will stop ringing faster

always give 100 percent

always give 100 percent