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calling me out like this

What does mine kingdom think of me?
What does mine kingdom think of me?
I hate spam
I hate spam
Growing up.
Growing up.
OM NOM NOM
OM NOM NOM
Don’t stare!
Don’t stare!
Build-a-girl
Build-a-girl
It’s never because of the way I look
It’s never because of the way I look
Don’t worry lonely women…
Don’t worry lonely women…
What are those night birds that wizards have?
What are those night birds that wizards have?
Whose Line is like a dad joke factory
Whose Line is like a dad joke factory
Who’s a good boy?!
Who’s a good boy?!
proof JFK was way ahead of his time.
proof JFK was way ahead of his time.
My favorite Harris Wittels moment from Parks and Rec
My favorite Harris Wittels moment from Parks and Rec
Listening to a rich friend talk about their awesome vacation
Listening to a rich friend talk about their awesome vacation
Romantic gestures
Romantic gestures
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Join the conversation
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Words.
Words.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
True+story.
True story.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.