can’t we all get along

popsicles

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

gonna need to step outside for a second

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

dinner and show

i can never show my face in public again

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

you had a good run

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive