from the coup to the club

from the coup to the club

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

obviously yes

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

mind blown

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

Is this true?

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

So realistic