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It’s a car, not a spa

It’s a car, not a spa

Looks like they’re about to drop a song

Looks like they’re about to drop a song

Some introverts deserve an Oscar

Some introverts deserve an Oscar

Hope he ate before searching

Hope he ate before searching

Thank God I don’t talk much…

Thank God I don’t talk much…

Anyone interested?

Anyone interested?

Sure, they all crush on me

Sure, they all crush on me

kind of a genius

kind of a genius

10 sibling memes that sum up your love/hate relationship

10 sibling memes that sum up your love/hate relationship

Hope it’s not markers

Hope it’s not markers

My ‘avoid wet socks’ ballet: pirouette and sauté to grab a towel

My ‘avoid wet socks’ ballet: pirouette and sauté to grab a towel

I have a chemistry joke but it won’t get a reaction

I have a chemistry joke but it won’t get a reaction

*:o)

I need to adopt this thinking

I need to adopt this thinking

No, it’s a superpower!

No, it’s a superpower!