Break eye contact immediately.

Break eye contact immediately.

Grandma with the truth bomb

Grandma with the truth bomb

Wait, it’s only Wednesday?

Wait, it’s only Wednesday?

cats know good music when they hear it

cats know good music when they hear it

worth the effort

worth the effort

Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive

Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive

Was the present the mat?

Was the present the mat?

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

quick, someone call cupid

quick, someone call cupid

leave me alone

Who says men are afraid of commitment

Who says men are afraid of commitment

good question

Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse

Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse

did we just become best friends?

did we just become best friends?

a billion dollar idea

a billion dollar idea