casual puppy love

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

just one?

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty