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cat: 1, human: floor

Katy Perry is Loki.
Katy Perry is Loki.
Trying to turn my phone off in class.
Trying to turn my phone off in class.
OMNOMNOMIVORE.
OMNOMNOMIVORE.
Uncanny.
Uncanny.
When I turn the lights out and run for bed…
When I turn the lights out and run for bed…
How to work at Walmart.
How to work at Walmart.
Baby polar bear will eat your family.
Baby polar bear will eat your family.
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
Poor Timmy.
Poor Timmy.
When I’m with my friends.
When I’m with my friends.
Am I early?
Am I early?
This is my first haunting.
This is my first haunting.
Just cats…
Just cats…
I had a rough day today.
I had a rough day today.
Cell phones through the ages.
Cell phones through the ages.
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
Use+it+or+lose+it%26%238230%3B
Use it or lose it…
Tread+lightly%2C+Mister%21
Tread lightly, Mister!
Welcome+home.
Welcome home.
Join the conversation
Positive%5Bly%5D+wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Yeah%2C+but+not+you%26%238230%3B
Yeah, but not you…
Mushy+cat%26%238230%3B
Mushy cat…
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+pro+gamer+moves%26%238230%3B.
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
Bring+it+back%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam
Bring it back, ma’am
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
The+hops+are+insufficient.
The hops are insufficient.
If+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+honest+with+myself%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+going+to+happen%26%238230%3B
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…