cats out of the bag

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

I’m fine

interesting interpretation

does anyone object?

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

a jazzy mission

and the cat never returned

natty and noods: the deal of the century

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

the safest way to travel my ass

and now i’m one lego set richer

generation hobbit

the good times will come

skank across america