Apply cold water to that classy burn
Struggle of all men.
Declaration of Independence
Your Heart Breaks A Little
What The Starbucks Logo Will Look Like In The Future
He Knows Nothing, But His Family Knows Something
Muslim women inspired by Japanese Fashion
*sees bird* Is that like…a flying horse?
Why don’t you play yourself?
For disabled Veterans
Heimlich maneuver for dogs
"Want to hold the baby?"
The Doctor's wisdom
I too was told to sleep normal
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
they couldn’t just… google it?
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
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always gotta stop to pet cats
i had to google this to confirm. moo
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
how it started vs how it’s going
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure