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your dad has hair

your dad has hair
Let’s get creative!
Let’s get creative!
Party!
Party!
Cry me a river.
Cry me a river.
Accurate.
Accurate.
It’s summer!
It’s summer!
Oh, ok.
Oh, ok.
They called me short.
They called me short.
Colored pencils.
Colored pencils.
The troubles of being a step ladder.
The troubles of being a step ladder.
Freaking elevators.
Freaking elevators.
The original doggy bag.
The original doggy bag.
Go on without me…
Go on without me…
Heart attack.
Heart attack.
…penis.
…penis.
Crazy cat lady starter kit.
Crazy cat lady starter kit.
It%26%238217%3Bs+as+good+as+free+real+estate%21
It’s as good as free real estate!
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Join the conversation
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Poker+is+lit.
Poker is lit.
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Spiders+have+little+danger+paws.++Reconsider+burning+the+building%26%238230%3B
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.