your dad has hair
Let’s get creative!
Cry me a river.
They called me short.
The troubles of being a step ladder.
The original doggy bag.
Go on without me…
Crazy cat lady starter kit.
It’s as good as free real estate!
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
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Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Poker is lit.
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his rÃ©sumÃ©, circa 1974.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.