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centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
Fill’r up!
Fill’r up!
Nobody owes you a smile.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Spooky kites at a distance!
Spooky kites at a distance!
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
Government issue hors…
Government issue hors…
They’re illusions, Michael…
They’re illusions, Michael…
It would be California man…
It would be California man…
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
dam[m]it
dam[m]it
Has somebody checked on Rainbow Fish…?
Has somebody checked on Rainbow Fish…?
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Gracias homie.
Gracias homie.
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Join the conversation
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Urban+flamingo++art.
Urban flamingo art.