Now is the time

the more you drink, the more political you get

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

may the comedic force be with you

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

bring back the cats!

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

royale burrito with cheese

jurassic park holiday special

this is my emotional support steak

the power of positive affirmations

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

algebra is like onion pie

this is how i became the fun uncle