Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
A few days into Oregon self-service…
My parents are very conservative Asians.
Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.
John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You
Why didn’t Jesus think of that?
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
You know when you’re a kid…
Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!
Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.
Resist contemptible people.
Bionic model Rebekah Marine
March in Venezuela.
Aha… errrr. Ok.
Oh Dave Chappelle
Join the conversation
Mark Hamill coping with the loss of Carrie Fisher
My observation as a college instructor this time of year.
Follow the money
I’m literally crying into my latte.
Taking May 4th To The Next Level
My dogs’ reaction every single time I leave home without them