challenge accepted

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

Gets me every time…

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

People called Brad have it easy.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

Today was a pretty good day.

The vampires are doing science.

Ban teleprompters!

Cowboys like us.

The Birth of a Goomba. (sorry not sorry)

Honestly, who throws a cat?

You literally can make that up, Joey.

Elmo need a tickle?

Your simulation is rebooting in 3… 2…