Advanced self care.

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

up? down? sideways

write the next line of this story

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

just one?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

you will pay for your betrayal

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

how not to tell someone their std test results

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty