Already on sale in Maui gift shop
Cats are the baddest.
I would move to Snake State.
Nick Offerman on being manly
Getting roasted by America’s Next Top Model
Wind dies. Sun sets. Use clean coal instead!
Not going to sleep tonight.
Doug and Skeeter did it first.
It puts the laser stick through the younglings…
Peasant, my food bowl is empty.
A very bored looking Andy Samberg hanging out as a woman in the 1800’s.
And I matter, as well.
Bill Burr on Good Day NY
Kitty Ju Jitsu
Asking the real questions…
Once you pop… THAT’S GREAT!