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*deep breathes*

*deep breathes*
It was a small mistake.
It was a small mistake.
A plea to the brain
A plea to the brain
Words
Words
Stay woke
Stay woke
Pink Hat Guy
Pink Hat Guy
Morgan Freeman showing Oprah he’s not Samuel L. Jackson
Morgan Freeman showing Oprah he’s not Samuel L. Jackson
I brought you this!
I brought you this!
Email client of death
Email client of death
Apologies from Zuck with love
Apologies from Zuck with love
Found Windows Vista at Walmart tonight
Found Windows Vista at Walmart tonight
My dog is horrified that it’s her birthday
My dog is horrified that it’s her birthday
Puppy fart defense
Puppy fart defense
You’re not wrong, you’re just an arse.
You’re not wrong, you’re just an arse.
The Metric System
The Metric System
don’t wake me
don’t wake me
I+would+eat+this+sopa.
I would eat this sopa.
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Join the conversation
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
The+baked+goods+have+spoken%21
The baked goods have spoken!
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
%40+4am%26%238230%3B
@ 4am…
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.