story of my life

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

send dudes, not nudes

yes, please

that’s a loaded question

beer science

i should have texted instead

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

how it started vs how it’s going

did he do it?

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

time to cry!