story of my life
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
send dudes, not nudes
that’s a loaded question
i should have texted instead
I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
what every kid wants for christmas
classic carrie bradshaw
how it started vs how it’s going
did he do it?
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
time to cry!
C for effort.
You can milk anything with nipples…
The seven face masks Naomi Osaka worn during her US Open.
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The Windows 10 wallpaper was not CGI, allegedly.
Bruv, we missed my stop…
Alice Roosevelt is a long lost gem.
The Mighty Australian Road Train.
So you’re sayin’ it’s a girl…
That’ll do, pig.
Smuggle the smol ones.
The 1960’s were not know for their safety standards…