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debate.

have a healthy dad joke

have a healthy dad joke

i love me some hex-mex

i love me some hex-mex

no winter driving for me, thanks

no winter driving for me, thanks

obviously it’s the latter

obviously it’s the latter

teeth stuck in your teeth

teeth stuck in your teeth

artists are safe for now

artists are safe for now

you’re welcome, mittens

you’re welcome, mittens

tea time

stabby patty

honest email signature

honest email signature

dressin’ like bawsten

dressin’ like bawsten

crossing the line

crossing the line

feeling squirrely

feeling squirrely

thanks, Ember, I’m proud of you too…

thanks, Ember, I’m proud of you too…